Price: $538.95  

Danny Kass talked Gnu into adding C2 Banana Technology to his pro model so you could stand on his giant shoulders and ride the Danny Kass BTX Snowboard into the halls of legend. C2 Banana sticks a nanner between your feet and smothers the ends of it in cambered frozen yogurt. Camber-Banana duality combined with the split personality, true twin shape of this GNU will merge the skills of your inner hippie with your inner punk to give you switchtastic powers of awesomeness. Oh, and we also heard that Magnetraction will rock your face off.